Translate! Now! Headpats!!

I know you are just having fun, but remember it is not appropriate to ask for translations on something that was uploaded the same day; this is borderline spamming.

What Blindga said, at least wait a day or 2 before bumping, preferably a week minimum.

Done for this one, though I don't think I can do Kamikaze's because of her dialect.
And also that strange word "ピコる" which is totally a made up word which I may have a gist of the meaning but no clue on how to translate it.