I will say it's a little more odd with the detail that the narrator is Shamiko's father.
The time has come!*Slide*Shamiko...Should we do it?Even though it's still evening?Just a littleA tiny bitThis is always what you say before doing it until the endCuteI told you don't...Hang in there, Shamiko!
And could you get Metako out of the way!And Could You Get It Out of the WayMn!*Pomf*BA~M!!You
can't!Ah!