I'm HOC hungry and the only cure is OATH HOC WHEN?
I've done that crate sleeping position before. It's actually super luxurious since the crate kind of insulates the noise and blocks the light, and the foam acts like a makeshift pillow. Just place your hat over the rim of the lid. Some people can just sit down and sleep, but I can't, so the crate is awesome if you don't have snivel gear.