Yeah, everyone knows that chocolate milk is the king of dairy products.

References this series of memes.

Thank you mokou

*you're* epic.

Goddammit, I spilled my milk.

Added "Engrish_Text" tag, because "Your" should be "You're."

Ajwork said:

Added "Engrish_Text" tag, because "Your" should be "You're."

On its own, I think that's more worthy of just "typo" than "engrish_text"; it's far too common an error committed even by native speakers.

Ajwork said:

Added "Engrish_Text" tag, because "Your" should be "You're."

The original uses an intentional misuse of "Your" for Stylistic Suck purposes. Such is the nature of shitposting.