Yeah, thanks...Uzi Observation DiaryYou know, y'know, today I'm in fact...!It's not that I hate it, but...Uzi-STEN of April FoolsSTEN!!Moreover, you actually were wearing no panties yesterday.STEN...I don't know why you're trying to prank me every year when you can't lie well in the first placeNo panties?
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You did that last year.Uhh...STENHere, panties.Wear this for now, I'll go buy something else to put on.Including yesterday's one, dinner's on you, got it?
