as if it wasn't weird enough, i read the translation. still hot though >.>
Soft tank
Soft tankAll students were present at practical training to earn some experience firing a battery.
Instructor "Hurry up and fire it already. There's more work in store for you yet."
Hilda "B-but, this is so..."
Natalya "To understand the tank, you must first try putting yourself in its position... How clever, instructor."
Hilda "Wait, so is this what that meant?... Hyah!! Wait- not there, ah!!"
Instructor "In spite of how huge you are, you seem fairly sensitive."
picha, picha, chupu, chupu
Hilda "Ah, ah, not there! Hy, hyah!"
Cecil "I'll help, too!"
Jennifer "How about we all lend a hand, then?"
Hilda "W-wait a sec... Ahn!!"
picha, picha, kucha, pichu, chubu, kupu, kupo, kupo
Hilda "Nooo!! Hyah, ah, hah, stop- hyah!!"
muchuru, kuchu, chupo, chupo
Hilda "Ha, ha, kah, no more, aah, aah, ha, ah! Aahnn!"
Byukunn!!! Byukuku!! Byukun! Byuku, byuku, byururu, byururu
Cecil "Oh, there's so much, and it flew so far!!"
Natalya "I expected no less power from a 8.8cm cannon."
Hilda "... hyaah, khaa..."
Jennifer "B-bad news, instructor! Hilda-san has broken down!"
Instructor "Ah..."So Germans keep Tiger tanks down here, too, huh.
But isn't it a little too big?
