Dang it, I wanted to upvote this joke, but was at a perfect 69 upvotes, I felt kinda bad doing that.
You don't need to lie!You're a boy, I know what you're gonna do with that!Kawashiro supermarketBut black konjac is granular, you're gonna hurt the tip so white konjac is better!Lotion!?I want to make oden!Which is?Of what??and I'm a girl...The tip?Don't forget to use lotion!Ah! Wriggle-chan, you bought a lot of konjac!