good god, what the hell is going on?

..........I suddenly have this urge to suicide for some reasons.......... =_=

I think it's a Higurashi parody.

Marisa thinks stabby-head Rika is moe?

Azako said:
..........I suddenly have this urge to suicide for some reasons.......... =_=

you need to see a psychiatrist

Yeah, quit suiciding all over the place.

Filled in the missing ones, but since I don't come anywhere close to getting the joke, I can't do it properly.

nagara doesn't mean if.

chorno doesn't mean cirno.