Most likely the middle part, Braid is shouting out a gibberish attack name and it's a bit loaded. I'll try translating it, but someone else might do it better. Edit: Bottom was worse, actually.
First round of presidential election: Lancer vs Fetus SaberMr Fetus Saber made a temporary body from his mother's hair and thus turned the tables in one go!Miss Lancer is having a hard time!We have a winner! Behold the undefeated King Plesiosaur!What a battle of flashiness and barking, but no bite!Charging the Diffusion Mega Extinction Cannon energy to 100%-A treasure even better in the event of my implementation!MY TURN!How do you like it, my wife?Ah, but don't misunderstand! These treasures are not what I am truly after!Treasure: Golden Pretty Teen Statue!My tastes lie in real women rather than mere figures, after all!It'd be nice if you're implemented.