i was expecting this...
tremendous ass

Wait does her outfit even have pockets? Where does she even carry things like a phone

D34DW0LF said:

Wait does her outfit even have pockets? Where does she even carry things like a phone

phone was already in the chair

warspite said:

phone was already in the chair

Because she left it there and was looking for it, which means she was previously carrying it on her person.

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Getting the screen cracked after sitting on it like that is already a feat itself.

D34DW0LF said:

Wait does her outfit even have pockets? Where does she even carry things like a phone

I would assume in a pouch or small bag of some sort, like most women wearing a dress.