Translation courtesy of an Anonymous on 4chan's /c/. I'm not sure how accurate it is...

This is why Seta can't date more than one girl at the time.

Not that it's ever stopped him before.

Note that the original Japanese is "Risechii".

Which is more lovey-dovey -sounding? It's up to you, I suppose.

It's okay, Souji. It happens to the best of us. :(

If you dont mind, I will resize the translation notes. They're way too big.

I read analy- and just froze. Analy? ANALY DO WHAT?!

Took me a while before my brain registered it as a cut off analyze.