Just take the Lamar copypasta but add "reaper"...and just make it about how Gura calls out for not being "boing boing"
reaper, don't hate me because I'm hydrodynamic, reaper! maybe if you got rid of that boing boing ass chest you got, you'd get some more yuri on your dick! oh, better yet, maybe kiara will call your reaper ass if she ever stops fucking with that detective or priestess she fucking with