WHY ARE THERE BOOBS?

BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME!

IS NOT

She is one of the few that has (a little at least) boobs canonically so...

Actually, that's where she keeps her Batteries for her stealthsuit.

alicemaiwaifu said:
Actually, that's where she keeps her Batteries for her stealthsuit.

Well played, sir.

Tits? On /my/ loli?

She's like Patchouli in this regard; about half of all artists draw her with tits, and the other half vehemently disagree. I shall call them Schrodinger's Tits.

Which is odd. Because she's a kappa, so she should be all about the ass.

DoctorVisigoth said:
She's like Patchouli in this regard; about half of all artists draw her with tits, and the other half vehemently disagree. I shall call them Schrodinger's Tits.

How about a compromise: One large breast, one flat breast.