Though Gluttons #2 and #3 have nothing on Glutton #1.
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Sweet, you say!?D-Don't be so down over it, okay...?How did it even!?The lottery... so you pulled tissues...The Secret to MotivationWha!? Your mood jumped up to 'good'!?Ahhh! You're eating them!? You're eating the tissues!?You can't do that! You'll get indigestion for sure!!Sorry, but could you possibly give me one!?Don't eat, and don't let anyone eat them.gulpnomnomnomzwoop!What!? They've got lotion so there's a faint sweetness!?