Maaaann! Sure is perfect weather for a nap todayyy!
Absolutely NO WAY!
Ugh...Hey, hey, Trainer-san! Gimme a lap pillow pleaaaase!
Did your parents get killed by lap pillows or what?
"Did your parents get killed by X" being a standard Japanese sarcastic response for whenever someone professes their hatred/dislike against "X" on the Internet.
Oh well, please! Don't be such a stick in the mud.
I'm begging you. This is Sei-chan's fondest wish, her once in a lifetime request❣