"Could you put down the receiver, Kyon, and come over here?" Mikuru asks seductively, twisting ever so slightly on the which couch behind Kyon. "Asahina Mikuru..." he replies, turning to face her, pausing as he sees her, clad in night black lingerie, "or not. Who are you?"
"I'm Mikuru, have you forgotten?" she replies, looking slightly hurt. "No, you're not," Kyon argues, "Asahina Mikuru has a star-shaped mole on her left breast!" "Huh? Really?" it dropped all pretense of mimicking Mikuru's voice and manner, "I was careless." With a playful touch and flick, a small patch of skin on it's left breast cracks and reforms in a glow of red light, revealing a small, star-shaped mole. "How's this?"
Kyon turns away, leaning against the phone, "What the hell is this. It's as if I'm dreaming."
"You're quick-wittedness brought the end of you, Kyon."
The comments above reminded me of Maes Hughes encounter with Envy in Fullmetal Alchemist, so I ripped the dialogue from the scene. Guess I didn't pick the right point to stop.
