This is very wrong.

Eating green ellipses is healthy for everyone, especially with a paper-cleaver.

*Imagines that green orb is a Haru from the Gundam series*
YES!! Die...DIE!!! What!? Haru is an annoying little thing...

It splits before its even cut. 0.o wtf?

U-238 said:
It splits before its even cut. 0.o wtf?

it's called `sword mastery`

low budget! ANIMATION!

同心花椰菜

QUALITY.

Melon cabbage.

it's the cabbage incident
that's why it is called
yashigani animation

Ye gods, that's a cabbage?

The first time I saw this, I thought it was a green jawbreaker.

MY CABBAGES!!!