Notice how only the elf does not have a corndog. That was the biggest clue she was a faker since it means she thought herself too high and mighty to eat and get pieces of food stuck on her beard. A true dwarf fears no crumbs and remains of ale and stout clinging to their beards since it only means extra snacks for later enjoyment.

Begone Elven thot!

Keo said:

Notice how only the elf does not have a corndog. That was the biggest clue she was a faker since it means she thought herself too high and mighty to eat and get pieces of food stuck on her beard. A true dwarf fears no crumbs and remains of ale and stout clinging to their beards since it only means extra snacks for later enjoyment.

Begone Elven thot!

That and elves are vegetarian.

Keo said:

Notice how only the elf does not have a corndog. That was the biggest clue she was a faker since it means she thought herself too high and mighty to eat and get pieces of food stuck on her beard. A true dwarf fears no crumbs and remains of ale and stout clinging to their beards since it only means extra snacks for later enjoyment.

Begone Elven thot!

I mean. The actual dwarf doesn't have a corn dog either.

DownWithTheThickness said:

I mean. The actual dwarf doesn't have a corn dog either.

Only because he's too busy smoking a cigar.