queen lorelaan (original) drawn by bb_(baalbuddy)

Raikou_Lover said:
"Wait, you're telling me that the same cabal of elves that has controlled the economic fate of all empires since antiquity cynically created 'coin' currencies to undermine fiat reserves, ergo weakening individual spending power? But that would mean that the Learned Elders of Elvenism are just manufacturing economic desperation in order to erode the working and middle classes, all with the intent of replacing our current liberal economic edifice with a feudal-style serfdom in the decades to come... Nah, it's probably all just a coincidence."

Deez Elves: Mankind Divided.

"Your position to the royal consort should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the councilor."

"I take it she was agreeable?"

"She didn't really have a choice."

"Has she been found out?"

"Oh yes, most certainly. When I mention we can put her on the priority list for Orc sex she was so willing it was almost pathetic."

"This plague, their sexual desire is intensifying to the point we may not be able to contain it."

"Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the lustful bodies pile up in the roads. In the end, they'll beg us to sex them."

"I've received reports of raid parties on goblin villages. There's not enough men to go around, and the women are starting to get desperate."

"Of course they're desperate. They can smell their virginity and the moans they make rattling their stockades will serve as a warning to the rest."

"Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think. Scouting indicates they're behind the problems with their Penis."

"A bunch of pretentious old Succubi playing at running the realm. But the realm left them behind long ago. We, are the future."

"We have other problems."

"The guild?"

"Formed by royal decree after the illegal lewding on the statue. I have someone in place, though. I'm more concerned about Savage. She's relocated to the Vanden woods."

"Our carnal copulation is far in advance of theirs, as is our entitlement to the dick. And their...sexual inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider."

"The transmogrification project?"

"Among other things, but I must admit that I have been somewhat disappointed in the performance of the primary unit."

"The secondary unit should be awakening soon. It's currently undergoing preparation and will be erect within 6 strokes. My people will continue to report on her progress. If necessary, the primary will be terminated."

"We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be elf sex again, a new age. Lady Aqua spoke of the mythical orgy on the hills. Soon that orgy will be a reality, and we will be crowned its Queens. Or better than Queens. Goddess!"

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