Honestly can't think of a better pun to use there right now.

Paracite said:

Honestly can't think of a better pun to use there right now.

Word-puns are impossible to translate so to put extra effort is praiseworthy and appreciated!

....was the pun supposed to be "buck broken"?

Yinyanlolo said:

....was the pun supposed to be "buck broken"?

Bough is a real word, "when the bough breaks" can mean, among other things, 'reached a breaking point'.

Son of a tree... SANADA BEECH!

Paracite said:

Honestly can't think of a better pun to use there right now.

@Paracite
I went out on a limb with my own attempt, but feel free to prune it back if it doesn't grow on you.

... I have to ask. Are Rudolf's puns really this glorious bad in game?

Garrus said:

... I have to ask. Are Rudolf's puns really this glorious bad in game?

Yes.

Moonspeaker said:

@Paracite
I went out on a limb with my own attempt, but feel free to prune it back if it doesn't grow on you.

I might have put 'felled by my devil-tree' to sneak in an extra tree pun, but it's better than what I had.

NNescio said:

Son of a tree... SANADA BEECH!

Don't you mean "Son of a birch"

Atanarix said:

Don't you mean "Son of a birch"

Beech is, indeed, a tree.

Paracite said:

I might have put 'felled by my devil-tree' to sneak in an extra tree pun, but it's better than what I had.

I like it. Added.

Garrus said:

... I have to ask. Are Rudolf's puns really this glorious bad in game?

I think even the kanji can look pretty similar to a Japanese-illiterate like me.