Yeah, I don't even know.

Considered for your amusement, an ordinary drinking straw. But when one hampster attempts to use the straw to take a drink, he will discover that what goes into the straw from either side never comes out. He is doomed to drown in the perverbial beverage that is... the Twilight Zone.

AbatedDust said:
Considered for your amusement, an ordinary drinking straw. But when one hampster attempts to use the straw to take a drink, he will discover that what goes into the straw from either side never comes out. He is doomed to drown in the perverbial beverage that is... the Twilight Zone.

Here, have an internet.

what
the
fuck

AbatedDust, you're a genius.

I jest love it when someone dose a Twilight Zone monologue right.