That said, whoever's playing the Bard should just seduce the goddamn werehouse- 16 Wis shouldn't be much of a hindrance to a properly minmaxed Diplomancer, after all. Also, I really want to steal "You are underleveled and overfucked!" for my own games now.
Lion coincidentally is the Bard in this RP. Which is neat since Lion is regarded by Luther as a peerless singer in Caliban. Though it's more so an aquired skill he got from being adept at imitating the Great Beasts. So in a way you can have Lion memorize Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. And he can pretty much rickroll you if he feels like it.