"I love my daughters! They are all so pretty!"
LOL

When I first heard the rumors of Hakan some time late last year, I thought he was gonna be some skinny white dude in tight pants like those I saw on Wikipedia (on the Oil Wrestling article)...

Then this fucking awesome sunburned dude comes along.

The wife is cute

Those kids remind me of Toad from the Mario games.

am i the only one who thinks his face looks like a tanned out version of apocalypse?

takamachi said:
am i the only one who thinks his face looks like a tanned out version of apocalypse?

It's because the separation of his mustache and upper lip isn't very pronounced in this picture. That said, CANNOT UNSEE.

seven kids one away from being octomom

they all appear to be the same age too.

Yeah, 7 is too much, but how does the wife keeps her figure?

Is it time to oil up?

You are all now realizing each of his daughters have a "button" in their hair based on their birth order.

ChozoAran said:
You are all now realizing each of his daughters have a "button" in their hair based on their birth order.

*gasp*

Psychocology!

he looks strikingly like Darun Mister

ChozoAran said:
You are all now realizing each of his daughters have a "button" in their hair based on their birth order.

HOLY CRAP, I don't even wanna know how Hakan's MOTHER felt.

*is looking at Hakan's hair*

This character bothers me more than it should be.

MrShadow said:
"I love my daughters! They are all so pretty!"
LOL

Just read the words with hakan's voice with that strange music from the trailer. lol'd hard enough to piss myself

His voice is just awesome, especially with that accent. XD

"I lohve my dohturrs! They ahr so preetty!"

when he 'wrestles', doesn't he have to put his hand down someone's pants?

MrShadow said:
"I love my daughters! They are all so pretty!"
LOL

THAT's what he says? Oh, thank God. I thought he said, "Oil up my daughters!"

Man, that's so much less brain-scarring.

Holy Shit! He has oompa loompas!

Guile is definitely BFFs with this guy.