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link, pyra, mythra, rex, and nia (the legend of zelda and 3 more) drawn by bb_(baalbuddy)

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    (Combined multiple Patreon requests.)
    I can't be bothered to play Nintendo games, but I do know that horny Nintendo content (especially Zelda and Pokemon) is the best way to farm likes on the internets.

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    MalinKeshar
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    AHAHAHA!

    Ok, I did some minor googling, and this is the most hilarious thing to ever happen in Nintendo games, as far as I know anyway. I always thought Xenoblade to be some generic JRPG of which there are dozens, but now I'll have to find the time and take a closer look.

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    NegativeSoul
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    You gotta give Rex credit where credit is due. He did bed and impregnate three of the strongest beings in his world.

    Steak said:

    If it's not a super generic jrpg, the game does a good job of hiding it for the first 5-10 hours because that's as far as I got.

    It appears generic, but then for some reason you get hooked onto the story and gameplay. It's an insidious gameplay loop that holds you despite everything.

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    azurelorochi
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    MalinKeshar said:

    AHAHAHA!

    Ok, I did some minor googling, and this is the most hilarious thing to ever happen in Nintendo games, as far as I know anyway. I always thought Xenoblade to be some generic JRPG of which there are dozens, but now I'll have to find the time and take a closer look.

    I mean it's not a common trope in JRPGs yet per se, but "impregnate all the girls" is like a super generic ending trope in isekais for a good while now, so it's hardly surprising a JRPG would follow suit.

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    bunkhead
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    azurelorochi said:

    I mean it's not a common trope in JRPGs yet per se, but "impregnate all the girls" is like a super generic ending trope in isekais for a good while now, so it's hardly surprising a JRPG would follow suit.

    3 out of 7 isn't quite "all girls", even less if we count Pneuma.

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    Faptain-Calcon
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    Steak said:

    If it's not a super generic jrpg, the game does a good job of hiding it for the first 5-10 hours because that's as far as I got.

    All four Xenoblade games like to hit people with huge plot twists. You're rewarded for patience if you play these games. I'm not saying anyone is obligated to like Xenoblade, but I absolutely love it, and I think anyone who gets bored and gives up early is robbing themselves. Seen through to the end, the Xenoblade Chronicles are a fantastic experience and one of my all-time favourite pieces of fiction. Also, some people think that because XC2 in particular is so packed with beautiful women, that must mean it's compensating for a lack of meaningful story or quality gameplay, which is simply not true. I admit that it has a slow start in some ways, because it spends a lot of time on character and world building before the plot really thickens, and there's some cheesecake antics in the meantime. If that's not your cup of tea, fair enough, but trust me, things get real later on.

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