The controllers put people with large hands at an unfair disadvantage.

People were so unfair with the very first generation X-Box controllers. Either big gands or long fingers that controller was a blessing to play.

Even the Duke would be Small for the Juggernaut's hands.

Once, just once, I'd like to see the punchline being that everyone is ignoring the innuendo, instead of the one being openly suggestive being mad that everyone else didn't get it.

funny thing is, Morrigan WOULD want to play, she's canonically a gamer