That's why you should've gone with Evard's.

Virginia: "Have I found one of my people?"

Virgina: "I have finally found you... mood kindred."
Sex Witch: "I- m- mood kindred? A- are you also a kissless virgin?"
Virginia: "Yes... YEEESSSS!!!"
Sex Witch: "MOOD KINDRED?!"
Virginia: "MOOD KINDRED!!!"
[ultra-platonic comfort and support]