Remilia hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that her head wasn't screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that her shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that her heart was two sizes too small.
But whatever the reason, her heart or her shoes, She stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Touhous, Staring down from her mansion with a sour, vampire frown At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For she knew every Touhou down in Touhou-ville beneath Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath.
"And they're hanging their stockings!" she snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then she growled, with her clawed fingers nervously drumming; "I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
Then she got an idea! An awful idea! REMILIA GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!