The Rizzler - Center - plays like Georghe Muresan. Brilliant blocker despite a lack of stamina and having all the athleticism and grace of a horse with broken legs. Has appeared in non-basketball media.
Biboo - Point Guard - plays like Spud Webb. Moves like lightning and can somehow dunk despite being 3 feet tall. Has a ton of non-basketball product endorsements because kawaii.
Fuwawa not a chihuahua - Power Forward - plays like Charles Barkley. The round mounds of rebound, crazy strength and agility in the paint, will talk some shit if given the opening. Will end up as a TV analyst.
Mococoae - Small Forward - plays like Larry Bird. Deceptive at all times, impossible to defend, drops threes like nobody's business, always talking - best not to listen. Not white, but clear.
Shioriiin - Shooting Guard - plays like Reggie Miller. Dorky exterior hides a killer. Unorthodox style. Likes it when other players try to bully her. Has a lot of weird childhood stories involving her family.
