That suspicious book the Captain's got hidden away... is that what she's talking about?They make you look fat... it's a pain to find clothes that fit them...Having large breasts has its disadvantages, you know.They make your shoulders stiff... You have to take care or they'll start to sag...To say nothing of all the porn people draw of you...With that in mind, why would anyone be envious of the large-chested...?That last problem was a little too much information, to be honest.