Mario upon seeing the Koopa logo tattooed on Her Majesty’s magnificent ass, thus realizing Peach has been playing him and her loyal subjects for a fool all along.

PEACH : [thinking] “Oh dear, oh dear. Looks like my secret is finally out. How vexing and inconvenient this beautiful sunny day has suddenly turned out to be for me. Now I’m going to have to find a new champion after I end the life of you (and that pathetic string bean of a brother of yours), my contemptible Mario.”