Gentlemen, if you are in his position, what excuses can you plead to save you from future horrible punishment?

"Future" nothing. That boxcutter says someone's in for *present* horrible punishment.

How about "It was only so I could get close to you!"?

"Aya's the one who drag me there and took my picture to make you mad! You know how I feel about you!"

...and if that is not the truth and she doesn't believe than I get "nice boat" ending.

omegaworld said:
"Aya's the one who drag me there and took my picture to make you mad! You know how I feel about you!"

Somehow, I doubt that would fly even if she did believe you.

A better answer would be "I subscribed to her newspaper for the comics and the coupons on the presents I was going to get you but she wanted to take a picture of her second male subscriber. See I got the box right here, a new cellphone. Lets use that cutter to open it... eheh..."

And perhaps you won't die if you planned in advance.

Who is she jealous of? Aya or the faceless one?

Actually, I thought Hatate's found this pic in Aya's room and now is asking her who's that scum she has to get rid of when she's done with Aya.

or you could answer "she used black mail to take that picture. she said if i didn't pose with her in that picture she'd release incriminating documents about you to the general public! i did it for you."

umm..... uh.... she shopped it! yeah! thats it! she took that pic alone and she shopped me into it!

At first I looked at her right arm behind her back and was worried. But then I looked at the right corner of this image and was more worried.

There's nothing the-

Ranranrun said:
At first I looked at her right arm behind her back and was worried. But then I looked at the right corner of this image and was more worried.

You can't spell stalkers without "fuck you up with a razor"

You know looking at the dead pan face with the dead eye('s) and the stanley knife with photograph. I don't think whatever you say will amount to anything other than (possible) wild, furious, scary and possibly life threatening sex and even then she may stab you in the end.

Nice boat and what not.

The only counter to this is to 'rape' her

There's only one certain way out... Screw that you are a man, screw that you are a human, put your fist in her face, and tie her up, so she won't be able to do stupid things... things any and everyone would regret... This would also get you enough time to think over what the next step should be...

GreenDrag said:
This would also get you enough time to think over what the next step should be...

I do believe the next step is titled simply "Run (and go into the tengu witness protection program with Aya)."

I've apparently done something very, very right and am dating Aya. Sorry, but no psycho bitch with a box cutter is taking that from me.

Zaku_Zelo said:
Sorry, but no psycho bitch with a box cutter is taking that from me.

I'm afraid she is taking your dick. Like, literally.

Ranranrun said:
I'm afraid she is taking your dick. Like, literally.

Not if I kill her first!

Zaku_Zelo said:
I've apparently done something very, very right and am dating Aya. Sorry, but no psycho bitch with a box cutter is taking that from me.

dick,limbs,your life, still have anything to be taken?

She needed a pic and was just not being rude...

After looking at this a second time, I'm just now seeing the boxcutter she has back there.

"Oh shit..."

kunangkuadrat said:
Who is she jealous of? Aya or the faceless one?

The faceless one. It's related to the pictures by hyudora such as post #851127.

This is why you don't date emo chicks.

Mr.Obake said:
Gentlemen, if you are in his position, what excuses can you plead to save you from future horrible punishment?

There are no excuses to save yourself, only krav maga.

Or said in other words, beat the everliving shit out of her before she slashes you.

da_nuke said:
There are no excuses to save yourself, only krav maga.

Or said in other words, beat the everliving shit out of her before she slashes you.

As a firm believer of pragmatism, I approve of this course of action, it's you or her, no elbow room to talk yourself out of this.

(Sigh-in character)(silently)I said no pictures.....please relax you know that you are the only person that holds my already fractured heart, and to think think that i would cheat on you with your best-friend just deeppens the cracks in said heart, so if you are going to kill me, just stab the heart that you hold in your hand now, one more thing, i will still love you, even if its with my last breath...(normal) how was that? ;3

Mr.Obake said:
Gentlemen, if you are in his position, what excuses can you plead to save you from future horrible punishment?

fry did it whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

Mr.Obake said:

Gentlemen, if you are in his position, what excuses can you plead to save you from future horrible punishment?

"The fact you found that pic means i didn't do anything with her!"