A) God Damn it, Kappa!
B) The Kappa has stolen the precious Pie!
C) Kirai-kirai, loving - Marisa version

Take your pick

Mari-tsun Kirisame with the Mas-dere Spark?

A tsun Marisa is fine too.

Though who is she tsun for?

Herring pie? Why did that suddenly remind me of another witch that does deliveries...?

F.I.A said:
Take your pick

D) Patchouli's shady witchcraft

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iori98 said:
Though who is she tsun for?

Checking the last two strips, it seems to be Nitori, though I keep trying to pair her off with Rinnosuke in my mind. That might just be me hoping she fancies men with glasses, though.

ChaosKnight said:
Herring pie? Why did that suddenly remind me of another witch that does deliveries...?

I was looking for someone who had the same idea. Kudos to you, good sir.

You're forgetting about
E) Moriya Shrine conspiracy

erm... F) Eirin's shady new drug?

on a side note, the broom looks good with the hat.

G) Secret Trollsuke

Also, after watching Nichijou, I'm getting gundere vibes from Marisa here.

H) Yukari's fooling around again

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