I saw it on social mediaAH! I'm so sorry.
Stealing a kiss from you is an unspeakable act for someone like me, isn't it?
I just got swept up in the moment.
I'll commit seppuku with my guitar, no, please allow me to melt away in an instant as if it never happe-*Ooze...*Hitori-chan!
Apparently, today is Kiss Day~Ki-...!?That's why I'd really like to get a kiss from you, Hitori-chan~
Juuust kidding...Well, it's probably still too high of a hurdle for her anyway.*Smack**Boof!*
