Does this look familiar? Such things are happening every moment across the galaxy—and you could be next! Unless you make the most important decision of your life.
Training Manual Reminder: Open fire without hesitation on any enemy attempting communication. Do not be deceived by their honeyed words. If you witness a comrade sympathizing with the enemy, report them to a Democracy Officer immediately. Thoughtcrime kills! —Ministry of Truth Advisory: Beware of Illuminate cognitive interference.
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