An alien being, a time traveler, an esper girl, all surrounding Haruhiko.I said it's nothing!Apparently because Haruhiko wished for it. Hey... that [illegible], could it be...So Koizumi tells me.Was it you,Haruhi...It's hot! And I have cleaning duty, so it's easier to move aroundPUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.IT DOESN'T MATTER. PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.Who exactly was it that wrote this scenario?A normal high school student.Why am I wrapped up in this peculiar affair? But I definitely have no mysterious powers.