Haruhi "This is certainly a mystery! Kyon, you are infected by an unknown Alien entity! " Kyon "What? Are you an idiot? It's my fxcking pxnxs!" Haruhi "OMG it's looking at me, it's looking at me, kya! alien spits, eh... disgusting!"
Haruhi: This is certainly a mystery! Kyon, you are infected by an unknown Alien entity! Kyon: Don't be silly, Haruka. It just wants to be your friend. Haruhi: O RLY? Kyon: Yes, rly. Why don't you give it a lick under its mouth.