Let's see how Reimu got this incident solved without spellcards...

Rumia: wasn't even there to start with.

Cirno: Recruited by Reimu to be side-by-side trolls.

Meiling: She got PICHUUUN'd in the ass.

Patchouli: I'm pretty sure she KO'd herself trying to go ultralight.

Koakuma: Reimu snapped her neck.

Sakuya: Didn't even fight.

Remilia: Pressured into PICHUUUN-ing herself.

Flandre: Cirno nailed her in the eyes.

Reimu: Reimu went Jason on Reimu's ass.

Actually, you can fight without ofuda (without shooting anything). Just time-out them, and they'll lose eventually.

Speaking of Patchy going ultralight, that particular post seems to have been deleted from the pool. Somebody want to check that out?

EDIT: never mind. That was from an entirely different pool.