Do what the Japanese did:

1) Buy a model train set with tracks
2) Anchor phone to train with PGO running
3) ???
4) EGGS~!

Or, if you'd rather go the low-tech route...

1) Get a bucket of sand and a long length of rope.
2) Tie the bucket to a tall branch with the rope, making sure it's nice and secure and plenty of room for swinging.
3) Put the phone in the bucket with PGO running.
4) Let it swing under the influence of gravity, giving it a little push now and then.
5) ???
6) Eggs!

1) Put phone in a watertight container.
2) Give container to one of the subs.
3) ???
4) Eggs!

People have secured their phone on their dogs to hatch eggs.

1) tie phone to a number of balloons that's enough to lift it
2) let it go
3) ???
4) you may never see your phone again! but hey your phone could have traveled half way around the world

I would say shitty admiral, but maybe he's trying to teach her a lesson about the perils of open ended commitments.

aceofspudz said:

I would say shitty admiral, but maybe he's trying to teach her a lesson about the perils of open ended commitments.

Well she did say it so.