same way you eat yours; open mouth, insert broccoli, chew, and swallow.
Look, even the chicken likes broccoli.
If done right you can get just the right level of saltiness into the leaves and it is a pleasurable experience. Otherwise it is bland, but not bad at all.
Stir fry in oil with soy sauce and salt to taste (Chili flakes/other spices optional) is the only way to eat broccoli.
How people can eat it raw, boiled, or baked is beyond me.
We eat them baked because we treat food as fuel, nothing else.
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