Oh dear, someone's been dodging the draft. That's punishable by __ years in prison, you know~ Ruining the joke: this is referencing Putin's announcement of "partial" mobilization. Talk about unfortunate timing?
In Soviet Russia you can't expect anyone to do what they should do. I mean, Centre for Combating Extremism actually combats opposition instead of terrorists. FSB fights against especially dangerous forms of crime and, you know, draft dodging could be such a dangerous form of crime...