alatnet said: Translated some of it. I know my translation is really bad...
For the record, please don't do this. It hurts more than it helps when you get it wrong.
Murphyi.e. Murphy's LawBariuma Yakisoban
1. Bariuma Ramen?
2. Reference to UFO Mask YakisobanPotato-loid
a portmanteau clearly referring to the way Miku is drawn in the comic