This is the part where you run away, block her phone and e-mail, seal and bar all your windows, make sure your doors are locked at all times, switch schools or, more preferably, countries, and change your name.
Berunkasteru said: This is the part where you run away, block her phone and e-mail, seal and bar all your windows, make sure your doors are locked at all times, switch schools or, more preferably, countries, and change your name.
Probably only an idiot might do so. There are MORE better ways to do that. Since the consequences are MUCH scarier than you might think.
Berunkasteru said: This is the part where you run away, block her phone and e-mail, seal and bar all your windows, make sure your doors are locked at all times, switch schools or, more preferably, countries, and change your name.
You forgot the part about plastic surgery and the heavy use of various colognes in case she tries to use dogs to track down your scent.....Heck, check into the advancements in genetic alteration while you are at it.
Berunkasteru said: This is the part where you run away, block her phone and e-mail, seal and bar all your windows, make sure your doors are locked at all times, switch schools or, more preferably, countries, and change your name.
Backhand across jaw. Remove knife from reach. Wrench left hand behind back, repeat with right. Tear off sash and apply to wrists in basic square knot. Hold to ground by back of neck. Undo trousers. Fornicate as desired. Apply minimum of 140-degree twist to neck.
Estimated mourning time, 3 seconds. Estimated trial time before release, 2 days. Capacity to nag me for children, neutralized.
Y'all also wouldn't mind disintegrating your penises.
All right then, let's hurry up and start making babies. This might seem a bit rushed at first, but since the love between us is mutual, it shouldn't be a problem, right? Besides, marriage between students nowadays isn't anything unusual, and if we're going to have three kids, it would be better if we started planning for it now. Make sure you enter them in the family register too. I'll be giving all my attention and energy to raising the children so I think I'll quit school, but please don't worry about me. I might be lonely at times, but I'll bear with it, and since you would be lonely too, please send me lots of texts, 'kay? As the mainstay of our family, you'll have to work hard. But don't wander around when it's time to come home, all right? If you happen to come home later than usual, it might cause some weird misunderstandings. Ehehe, I'd rather not have an argument over a misunderstanding. But then again, that would never happen, right? Hitoyoshi-kun would want to come back to me as soon as possible, so you would come home quickly, right? Hey, how do I look down there? Of course, Hitoyoshi-kun is the first person I've shown myself to. This is your first time seeing something like this, isn't it? This is a girl's pus*y. It is a little embarrassing, but if it's Hitoyoshi-kun, then I'm OK with it, so please make sure you look deep inside and take in all of me. How are my breasts? I have quite a bit of confidence in them. See, aren't they big? They're not just big, but also really soft too. Do you want to touch them now? It's fine, please touch them however you like. We are lovers after all. Lovers doing perverted things to each other is perfectly normal, don't you think? From now on, whether it's morning, noon, or night, at school or at home, wherever we may be, let's do a lot of perverted things. Hitoyoshi-kun must always be only thinking of doing perverted things everyday-