Added to "Hilarious In Hindsight" because in Part 2 of Symposium of Post-mysticism Miko said that Futo used to burn Buddhist statues.
Crunch MunchIt's not catching on fire.Eeeaaahhh! A hornet!When you suck on it, draw it out without swallowing anything.A Buddhist statue.Too big.Keep calm, everyone. Be quiet! Don't make a sound!Leave it to me!YeeekkkIs this easy to suck?I'll take you down!Okay, then, the sutras.Okay, let's get the grilling underway.Suck on it! Suck on it!Step StepStep back, Yoshika, step back.Don't we have anything that's easy to burn? Maybe newspaper or something.Ahh, those sutras feel nice.If you encounter a hornet, you must never, ever panic. Crouch down and slowly retreat.Gulp SlurpTojiko, that hasn't been cooked yet.I got stung.Eeeyyaaagghhh!
