Rest in Pieces

Was it worth?

I warned you!, but did you listen to me? No, it's just a tongue you said...

Wilfriback said:

Was it worth?

As someone who got licked by a cat by accident once when I was naked the answer is half yes half no

You_Will_Fear_my_Laser_Nipples said:

As someone who got licked by a cat by accident once when I was naked the answer is half yes half no

You gotta give us more context for that now.

nonamethanks said:

You gotta give us more context for that now.

I like to go nude when it's hot especially so during the summer but since I still live with my folks and sisters that ain't happening outside of my room so usually I just strip down to my underwear

I stayed in my room on a especially hot day and went full on nude while I was eating some vanilla ice cream when some of it dripped on my penis

It just so happens that my pet cat was also in my room and was sitting right next to me and before I could have cleaned it she winded up licking it

I can just describe the sensation of said lick as both pleasurable and somewhat painful

You_Will_Fear_my_Laser_Nipples said:

aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Now where did I put my Eject Button? Oh there it is.

...I guess a cat is fine too then...

Котенок said:

Now where did I put my Eject Button? Oh there it is.

Yeah it's gonna be stuck with me as one of the most memorable things that happened to me

Either if it was good or bad I still don't know

Whoever downvoted Laser's explanation, you're still not going to be able to forget it. Up~vote~

You_Will_Fear_my_Laser_Nipples said:

[Story about a cat and a penis with some ice cream]

This reminds me of the time I was playing an online game with a friend and we were using headphones with mics to talk to each other. Everything was going like normal but while we were killing a boss he suddenly shouts "Stop licking my armpit!" in the mic which caused me to burst out laughing. It turns out it was his cat.

Maybe not as funny as the penis-licking cat but I felt like it was worth sharing at least.

Garrus said:

Whoever downvoted Laser's explanation, you're still not going to be able to forget it. Up~vote~

Didn't notice that thanks buddy!

Now my brain bleach worthy story is visible for all to see!

Unbreakable said:

This reminds me of the time I was playing an online game with a friend and we were using headphones with mics to talk to each other. Everything was going like normal but while we were killing a boss he suddenly shouts "Stop licking my armpit!" in the mic which caused me to burst out laughing. It turns out it was his cat.

Maybe not as funny as the penis-licking cat but I felt like it was worth sharing at least.

Ahh, my cats do that pretty often. It turns out some cats like the taste of deodorant.

Also, my Mother can't get her cat to stop licking her legs after putting on moisturizer.

NWSiaCB said:

Ahh, my cats do that pretty often. It turns out some cats like the taste of deodorant.

Also, my Mother can't get her cat to stop licking her legs after putting on moisturizer.

It's a good thing I don't use deodorant then!

Because I'm really ticklish in that area

Depending on how hard and/or rigid those things are, this seemslike it COULD feel good/interesting.

Like if more like a gentle brush than being scraped by spikes.

slave2thedrago said:

Depending on how hard and/or rigid those things are, this seemslike it COULD feel good/interesting.

Like if more like a gentle brush than being scraped by spikes.

They're pretty rigid. Unlike Laser Nipples, I've only had my fingers licked by a cat, but it's definitely quite scrapey.

Basically, the barbs serve two purposes: to scour flesh from the bones of their kills, and as a hairbrush when they groom themselves.

Hmm. I’ve been licked quite a few times by my cat. Hard to recall the exact sensation though.

I wasn’t really thinking “man I wonder how this would feel on my dick” XD. MAYBE I’m not cultured enough?

I might have to test this out. How do I get a cat to lick me...hmm...

..on like my hand or something! I’m not going to have my car lick my—-okay you know what? I’m gonna stop talking now.

Even fox Girls have a version of cat tongue