Well it seems that this guy didn´t die with komachi...yet

Why is she crying blood. WHY IS SHE CRYING BLOOD!

I think her yandereish tendencies are acting up again.

Either way she needs to go see Eirin that can't be healthy.

He stole her Shanghai.

He survived a god of death AND youkai moe?
Who IS this guy?!

Zaku_Zelo said:
He survived a god of death AND youkai moe?
Who IS this guy?!

Ushiromiya Battler. I bet.

As the translation goes on, this gets funnier.

And this dude is The Kid. But instead of Wanting To Be The Guy, he wants to be a dick. There's savepoints scattered everywhere.

For your reference need. http://www.onemanga.com/Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure/1/20/

Though there is no Jojo tag on the pixiv (But some users did comment on the similarity).

That said, this be the most damaging attack ever. But it is rather indirect...

lets see here...
yuuka
komachi's scyth
and marisa master spark

why is he not dead yet?

And on top of that, Marisa's trying to look cool, which is backfiring as far as Alice goes.

Poor Alice, though I hear Patchouli is looking for an "unrivaled half" as well...

Ataeru said:
lets see here...
yuuka
komachi's scyth
and marisa master spark

why is he not dead yet?

Wasn't Shiki going to send him to hell for what he was doing, not to mention Komachi going apeshit on him.

Maybe he has been reincarnated as a prick in all his lives.

Or he's immortal, most of them end up being dicks after all.

Or he's a time lord.

It's Chuck Norris.

JakeBob said:
As the translation goes on, this gets funnier.

And this dude is The Kid. But instead of Wanting To Be The Guy, he wants to be a dick. There's savepoints scattered everywhere.

Man, he must've been frustrated with bullet hell.

Rokentosh said:
Man, he must've been frustrated with bullet hell.

Delicious fruit that fall up enough times will drive one mad. And Mecha Birdo actually DID drive someone mad.

Why do I have a feeling that the Marisa here is a fake?

magictoaster said:
Why do I have a feeling that the Marisa here is a fake?

It's just a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure referrence.

The very beginning, I think.

magictoaster said:
Why do I have a feeling that the Marisa here is a fake?

I keep getting the same feeling, too! I was sure that by the end, it would turn out that this Marisa was one of Alice's dolls, but no.

Just let me tell you, Alice, that there´s easily more AlixMari than ReixMari, so, don´t cry you poor thing.

I think it’s safe to say that THIS time that facinorous guy WILL BE vaporized... on the other hand he survived so much already that this may be not enough to take him out...

On the side note: I kindly do NOT agree with Alice’s Wall-Of-Text in the last panel. From my point of view, Mari x Ali is BETTER option than Mari x Rei, so far.

nyoway said:
Ushiromiya Battler. I bet.

This is the only possible reason.

Ataeru said:
lets see here...
yuuka
komachi's scyth
and marisa master spark

why is he not dead yet?

JakeBob said:
As the translation goes on, this gets funnier.

And this dude is The Kid. But instead of Wanting To Be The Guy, he wants to be a dick. There's savepoints scattered everywhere.

Zaku_Zelo said:
He survived a god of death AND youkai moe?
Who IS this guy?!

nyoway said:
Ushiromiya Battler. I bet.

SindriAndBale said:
Wasn't Shiki going to send him to hell for what he was doing, not to mention Komachi going apeshit on him.

UnnamedYoukai said:
Or he's a time lord.

Jin_Hikari said:
Oh god damn, my sides, my sides, they're splitting from the laughter! Damn you Jakebob, damn you all to HELLLLLL!
*collapses from lack of oxygen due to laughter*

Rokentosh said:
Man, he must've been frustrated with bullet hell.

yes

This guy MUST be made out of what the Touhou Soccer soccer ball is made out of.

nyoway said:
Ushiromiya Battler. I bet.

Unpossible.

Male Beatrice, maybe.

RaptorJesus said:
Unpossible.

Male Beatrice, maybe.

Magic works fine on Beato.

mari x ali is my favorite pairing, alice!! i practically shield my eyes from rei x mari >:3

CxHxA said:
Just let me tell you, Alice, that there´s easily more AlixMari than ReixMari, so, don´t cry you poor thing.

I wish there was more ReiXMari, well, quality anyway.

legionoflulz said:
Magic works fine on Beato.

It's a gender swapped Bernkastel doing all this.

AliceBlack said:
It's Chuck Norris.

he would neverdo such a thing

... The way Alice's eyes turn completely black and cry tears of blood ... Yeah, I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight.

thevoid said:
he would neverdo such a thing

You are clearly not familiar with what Chuck Norris trolls on a micro-second-ly basis.

Some notes on the translation
A) As far as Alice/Marisa, there's hardly any other Marisa pairing that remotely equals it.

B) Note how the guy here is basically going "What the hell!?" to Marisa.

nyoway said:
Ushiromiya Battler. I bet.

ha. Battler would WANT.

He got off easy. Mommy could have come to Alice's rescue instead of Marisa.

angrybull said:
He got off easy. Mommy could have come to Alice's rescue instead of Marisa.

THIS. Shinki blew up her own castle trying to kill Reimu for picking on her subjects. Imagine what she'd do to someone tormenting her beloved daughter. Reimu only escaped thanks to her Player Character Plot Armor. This guy would be dead meat.

StriderTuna said:
Note how the guy here is basically going "What the hell!?" to Marisa.

That's really the sad beauty of this one. Marisa's doing more damage to Alice than the douchebag that is our PoV character ever could. She tore out Alice's heart.

Atleast Shinki didn't appear, this guy's fate would've been the eguivalent of 4767823645^2 H-bombs going off

Who wants to give Alice a hug?

This is literally a scene from JoJo.

Must be alive because of the work of an enemy stand!!!

Feel bad for Alice but Reimari just can't be beaten